That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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