The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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