you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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