she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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