Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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