Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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