i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Fuck appropriateness.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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