Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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