i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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