don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am mentally ready for anal.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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