oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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