she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
she was so not down for the gang bang
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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