my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I have fence marks all over my body
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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