well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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