guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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