Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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