Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize