She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize