i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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