I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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