at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
