Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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