I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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