The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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