It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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