I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Randomize
