Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I see more hoeing in ur future
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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