I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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