He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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