need another drink. this is the easiest way
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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