your room smells of hookers.
And success
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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