My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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