Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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