Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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