awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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