i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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