hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You can't just leave with hair like that
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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