i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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