Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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