ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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