Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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