roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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