id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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