bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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