every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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