I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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