i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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