Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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