Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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