Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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