I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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