No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
