drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
do herpes really smell.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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