We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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