Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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