so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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